Posts Tagged ‘RANDOM’

Gmail Annoyance: Highlighted Status Message

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I’m probably being waaay too picky here but does the Gmail status message (you know, the one highlighted with yellow) annoy anyone else? Don’t get me wrong now, I don’t mind the message at all or even the fact that it’s highlighted. I just hate the fact that it doesn’t go away unless I do something.

In the interest of full disclosure, you should keep in mind that I’m the kind of guy who has always needed to have every one of his mails marked as ‘read’ before I feel like everything is right with the world again.

Gmail Status Message
Go Away Yellow!!

“But it’s functional” you say, “It isn’t supposed to disappear by design” (giving you the longest possible opportunity to take action). While I understand that concept there is just something about the fact that it is big bold and yellow that compels me to make it disappear. Sometimes, when it’s very late at night, I almost even convince myself that if I wait long enough, it might go away on it’s own… but alas, it never does.

Ideally, I wish that Gmail animated a degradation from yellow to maybe the Gmail blue so the message would be less noticeable. For those of you familiar with the Wordpress Admin interface or the animation of script.aculo.us prototype jquery then you know exactly what I’m talking about.

Have the snazzy script.aculo.us js-library animations spoiled me or am I just being way too anal? Please tell me someone else out there is bothered (at some level) by the Gmail status message!

Rock A Manly Diaper Bag

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Diaper Dude Camo-Bag

I don’t have to worry about this sort of thing for a while yet but it’s nice to know that thanks to Diaper Dude - I can still be on diaper duty and look masculine at the same time.

The camo-print looks great for diaper changes in the middle of a deer hunt, but if that’s not your style you could of course opt for something with a skull and crossbones design.

Sure you could probably feel the same amount of testosterone pumping through your body if you stuffed your diaper goods into an ammo box but airports and such seem to frown upon those.

A Message Of Thanks To Those Who Have Sent Forwarded Emails To Me

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I absolutely detest most email forwards - unless they’re truly funny (how’s that for subjective discrimination?)

However, someone sent this one to me today which I found to be half-way amusing.

A Message Of Thanks To Those Who Have Sent Forwarded Emails To Me (you know who you are)

  • I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.
  • Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
  • I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
  • I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
  • I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa’s novena has granted my every wish.
  • I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
  • I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
  • Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
  • Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
  • I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won’t crawl in my back seat when I’m pumping gas.
  • I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put “Under God” on their cans.
  • I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
  • And thanks for letting me know I can’t boil a cup water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face … Disfiguring me for life.
  • I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
  • I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
  • I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
  • I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don’t support our American troops or the Salvation Army.
  • I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.
  • I no longer have any sneakers — but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.
  • I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.
  • Thanks to you, I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.
  • Thank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has given us.. I can live a better life now because he’s told us how to fix everything.
  • And thanks to your great advice, I can’t ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.
  • Oh, and don’t forget this one either! I can no longer drive my car because I can’t buy gas from certain gas companies!

If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. Lice from 50 monkeys will infest your armpits and other private areas, causing such itching you will not be allowed to be in mixed company, because of your rude scratching patterns, I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s beautician…

Have a wonderful day….you can find most of these on Snopes.Com

One Heck of a Denver Blizzard

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I have it on good word from my sister that Denver has been more or less shut down for the past two days. Flickr has some interesting photos of the mess, check em out. Good luck sis!

Happy Turkey Day!!

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Thanksgiving Turkey
Photo: Phil Beck

Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Please eat responsibly and cherish the time with your family.

Moving On..

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Goodbye guys, It was great working with you.

I wish you all the best of luck

welcome to industrious!

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I’ll be using this piece of real estate to write mostly about technology but also as a sandbox of sorts for testing new languages, APIs, widgets etc…

I hope the content is useful or at the very least interesting to others.

Please comment early and often! Oh and wipe your feet.

shoegazing, with snow, originally uploaded by massdistraction.